and in the middle of mass thered be snack time. the priest would go "lets have some yum yumssss. i made snaaacks." and then ud go up and get the cruton-o-christ. i used to want to mess with the priest, because he always held the bowl like this (like hogging it). like "*sticks tongue out* *slaps hands together* your move holy man... *moves tongue around* ... choose wisely..."
how did mary die? a tire... hit her in the FACE!
what was she doing putting her face near tires?
no, this tire hunted mary down. this tire... murdered mary...
boy, girl... am naming my first kid "rrrrrr."
then the rest am naming after my favorite cartoon: transformers. its like "come here optimus prime. have a seat next to megatron and we'll have a chat"